A shocking new revelation from WikiLeaks can be revealed here for the first time...and its a real shocker that is set to rock the world on its very foundation, and could cause the collapse of a world giant.
The new revelation comes in the Winter catalogue for the world's biggest Bathroom Designer, Wikileaks Loos. The Bathroom giants catalogue has sensationally been leaked on the internet a month early and all hell has broke loose in the land of the designer Loo.
The Wikileaks CEO is said to be enraged because it means his competitors can copy all his brand new designs before they have even been unveiled in the WikiLeaks Flagship shop in Shropshire.
The leak of the catalogue is said to be the most damaging leak in Wikileaks history because this catalogue features the world's first view of the WikiLeaks Fantasia Dream-Come-True Musical Mega Loo.
The brand new Wikileaks loo is said to be bright burgundy and has a talking loo seat. Its got flashing lights and an Ipod. It also has a cutting edge design never before seen in the World of bathroom technology.
The WikiLeaks Bathroom Design Company depended on the element of surprise because the world of Bathroom design is a fast moving thing. Even now as I type, Japanese Loo designers are getting to work on copying the designs to sell cheaply at TescoMarks Supermarket Homestore.
Mr Brown the CEO is said to be considering jumping in the Thames...but he has promised he won't do it before the end of the current run of the X-factor. This is because he is backing Katie Waissel to win the show and he believes the poor girl's position on the show is so precarious that every vote counts.
Katie to Win.
By Katarina Frogpond.