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Wednesday, 24 November 2010

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Hang-overed students planning their next protest, enjoy it, soon you can't afford it!

UK students up and down the country have been holding protests against the raising of student fees.

The protests in London have turned violent and there were many injuries.

The reason for these protests is the UK government are raising the fees for students enjoying the "good life" during their time as students alias piss artists?

One UK student, WAN KIN WILI from Bejing (is he a Brit?) was interviewed during the protest, here his comments:

"I study here in London, the price of beer, booze, clubbing, junk food, etc (all things that students mainly need), are so expensive and now they're even putting up the fees!"

"How can I go out everynight, get pissed, eat loads of junk food and then pay my rent and studies, impossible, I can't even afford to hang-out at Starbucks anymore, aaaagh," he said as he kicked another windscreen in of a parked car and set it alight.

Yes our future brains certainly have something to complain about and anybody who feels sorry for them should park their hard earned cars in the middle of their protest path! (that'll "teach" them)

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