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Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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Rare wedding night shot of Adolf...berfore he shot himself and Eva...

London - (Eine Schweine Nacht Musik Mess): Numerology nutz are wet with rapture that 29 April 2011 will be Wills' and Kate's wedding date.

On that very day in 1945 Adolf Hitler wed Eva Braun, the pair committing suicide within 24 hours.

A helluva start to holy matrimony.

Today's announcement sees Adolf's direct descendants blag it out in public, resplendent in a deception that could bring down the government 'by Friday'.

Then there's the question of Mrs Middleton, believed to be a bastard daughter of Dame Helen Mirren's.

Bad enough that the man she's married to is a dead ringer for multiple murderer Peter Tobin.

And that his period of 'missing years' in the 1980s has been the subject of numerous Crimebotch TV police appeals...

A Met orifice severe weather warning for the end of April 2011 says Hurricane Fraud Squad is on the horizon and bearing down hard in an southerly direction.

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