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Tuesday, 23 November 2010

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Awaiting Sucksex

Canadian Industry secretary, Tony Climbon, made a Freudian slip in an announcement to the nation.

'I want more sucksex stories' he said, then 'I mean sex stories' then 'I mean success stories.'

Psychologist Dr Florence Rimmer explained this slip of the tongue in a television interview: 'Climbon surely has a repressed male libido sex problem. His real wishes only become clear when he makes these mistakes. What he clearly wants is a good cock sucking, followed by sex stories, leading to a final success when Climbon climbs on a beaustiful sexy damsel.'

'That's a load of Poppycock!' Climbon responded 'I've never heard such suggestions before and if Rimmer thinks I am President Clinton she is very much mistaken.'

Dr Florence was unperturbed. 'People always deny what they most want' she said 'Climbon clearly reveres President Clinton and is jealous of his sexual achievements.'

The Canadian public were left not knowing what to make of the Industry Minister. A lady of the night claimed to have a lot of successful sex stories but not many sucksex experiences. 'Personally' she confided 'I think that Dr Rimmer talks a lot of balls.'

A quick cross section of the Canadian pubic resulted in very contrary answers. 'He clearly wants a load of porn stories' said one. Another felt he had only wanted success with his sex and that was the reason for his slip.

Tony Climbon can be sucksexfully seen on the internet site Iveseenitall.web

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