Yet again proving that Britain is a shining example of the success of multiculturalism, details have emerged of a network of weekend schools which teach Sharia Law to children as young as six years old.
The schools, which run the length and breadth of the country, teach the Saudi National Curriculum to 5,000 children, free of charge. The only requirement is that participants swear their allegiance to Allah and vow to kill all infidels.
Edna Bin Had, a Head Mistress of just such a school in west London, said "This programme has been a major success. The children are so receptive. Of course, they are assisted by very carefully prepared teaching aids and books with nice pretty pictures. These include 'Janet and John Throw Stones', 'Hitler Was Not All Bad', 'Crime and Amputation', 'Hellfire & Fudgepackers' and the perennial favourite 'Shoe Bombs, Binary Liquid Explosives & Aeroplanes'".
A spokesman for the Department of Education said "Whilst we are not entirely comfortable with this, the Saudis are good friends of our Royal Family and the biggest customer of our defence industry, they must be nice people. I'm sure they won't be doing anything wrong".