A major breakthrough in medicine was made today when doctors finaly managed to remove Nick Clegg's tongue from David Cameron's posterior. Mr Clegg's tongue had been stuck there since the coalition was formed back in May.
David Cameron was said to be relieved saying Nick's tongue had been released and that he and Nick had been at a meeting when he had to use the loo. You know what it is like when you can't reach that last bit so I asked Nick if he could help.
Nick being the type of guy he is immediately got down and stuck his tongue up my bottom. Unfortunately it got stuck and that's where it has been ever since.
Nick Clegg replied he was happy to help his leader and that he would do it again if he was needed