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Thursday, 18 November 2010

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The scene above Loch ness today

Scotland - (Big Bang Theories): The details remain unclear whether it's Scotland's secret underwater mini-Hadron Collider that's exploded or if it's the missing Russian Akula-class submarine, sent potty by Stuxnet!

Commenting on the incident Strathclyde Police sources said this afternoon a massive great big bang occurred around
1200GMT yesterday.

Bits of unidentified mammalian organs, believed to be part of the Loch Ness Monster, were seen splattered around a five mile radius of the baleful Scottish loch.

Local fishermen say it could have been a build-up of intestinal gasses that caused 'Nessie' to explode.

Another theory suggests a missing Wartime bomb might have gone off, disturbed by conger eels during the late November rutting season.

Chief Superintendent Haggis O'Sporran said today: "If it was an effin bomb it must be bloody Al-Fookin Qaeda!"

No one has claimed responsibility yet and the area remains sealed off pending forensic tests.

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