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Topics: Cats, Alligators

Thursday, 18 November 2010

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A Crocked Alligator

America has again led the world in discovering the true nature of feline psychology.

In an amazing experiment, which had personnel at London Zoo gaping in surprise, a contest between a cat and two alligators left the alligators crocked and the cat with a very full stomach.

'This should deter anyone who wants to put cat's in wheelie bins' said Sid Mew, President of Cat World 'you take on our furry furies at your peril.'

Following behind the Americans the Japanese Sumo wrestlers are being encouraged to take on the pussy cats. The furries see victory within their claws. 'All we have to do is rip their pants off' a cat was heard to say 'then our mode of attack is to bite hard and get a mouthful of Sumo wrestler.'

On hearing this Ogi Dung, the world number 1 Sumo wrestler bowed out of any competition with a cat. 'I've got my wife to think of' he announced to a disappointed audience who had long wanted to see his backside in all its gory.

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