Her Majesty the Queen has apparently issued just one order to her grandson about his forthcoming wedding: don't clash with Pompey!
Buckingham Palaces sources say Her Majesty is sick and tired of missing Pompey matches due to Royal engagements.
Only recently she was furious after she was scheduled to visit HMS Ark Royal at Portsmouth on a day when the team was playing away. (see Queen Furious To Miss Pompey As She Bids Farewell To Ark Royal, The Spoof Nov 6, 2010).
Now, when Prince William and Ms Kate Middleton went to her to seek her blessing, she is reported to have said: "Just make sure Ve Ledz ain't playin'!"