At long, long last, its official. Prince William is to marry Lindsay Lohan, the troubled Hollywood actress.
The Prince held a quick press conference and was joined in video conference from LA by his bride to be.
Lindsay, looking a little pale and drawn, perhaps just hungover from a heavy night of booze and drug taking, said she was looking forward to life with "Willy" as she calls the heir to the throne. "I'm definitely looking forward to those yuppie parties that Royalty go to regularly" she admitted. She then threw back a bottle of Scotch and lit a cigarette.
When asked about his previous partner, Kate Middleton, William shrugged his shoulders and asked "Kate who?" The relationship with Middleton ended when she caught William and Lindsay in bed together.
A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace said that the Prince's decision was his and his only. The wedding is expected to be next July and probably held at a swanky LA nightclub frequented by Lohan and her hip crowd.