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Wednesday, 17 November 2010

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Lady Di. Derek was posessed.

Spook detective and International Talker Of Bollocks, Derek Acorah has sensationally channelled Princess Diana from beyond the grave, to seek approval for William and Kate's impending matrimony.

The craggy faced Liverpudlian ghost worrier told reporters that Di had tried contacting him on several occassions, but he was always out on business.

However, all that changed two nights ago.

Derek was having a cup of tea and a digestive, when Diana, Doer of Good, came through on a freephone line from Heaven.

A spokesman for Acorah told us "Derek was well chuffed. Surprised, but chuffed! He asked what it was like up there, but she was not very talkative, more interested in getting the message to her son. Typical Di, always putting others first."

The message was positive, with Acorah claiming that Di gave the (slightly mangled) thumbs up for the wedding to take place.

"Derek feels that this will put Kate's mind at rest," continued Acorah's spokesman "knowing that Diana will be forever looking down at them with that slightly ketamin-induced smile that she was so famous for, rather than haunting them like some cheap night-time castle thrill ride."

Acorah was hesitant in revealing the exact details of their conversation, most likly because it never happened. But he was adamant that her spirit was not bad, and was happy for the marriage to take place.

More as he makes it up.

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