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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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The police were reportedly jubilant today after successfully busting a sex scam operation based in an industrial unit in Acton.

Officers - many in full riot gear - burst into the industrial unit at 09:28 this morning and immediately put a stop to the shady goings on being conducted therein.

Two women - reported to be Nellie Bumslap, and Rio Rita DeSchlong, both of Acton - were arrested at the scene. Police officers could be clearly observed escorting the handcuffed pair to separate police vans. A spokesman later said that they were to be charged under the trades descriptions act.

Detective Derek Bastard of the Metropolitani Police told Skoob News:

"We was switched on to this scam in the first place by dissatisfied punters which wuz ripped orf by these wimmin. Pon further investigations, we found that the pair were flogging various dubious services from the address. Hincluding soiled panties by mail order, a premium rate dominatrix phone sex service, and dodgy DVDs about having sex with a coalminer, a dustman, and a pizza delivery boy. Hamongst uvvers.

"When we gained haccess to the unit, we found Nellie Bumslap hon the blower to some punter giving him a recipe for banana flavoured blancmange, and Rio Rita DeShlong wiv a big box of market sourced knickers wiping kipper fillets hon the gussets an' stuffin' 'em in pre-addressed henvelopes.

"We also found some DVD's featurin' soft core pornographical bits wiv some woman an' a geezer covered in coal dust. Constable Nobby wuz most put out an' nearly fell in a dead faint when he sore it. Anyway - the people of Acton can sleep sounder in their beds tonight because we got these buggers safely under lock and key."

Skoob News advises readers that this kind of scam is not all that common, and that readers not suffer nightmares after reading this article.

A bit like Crimebotch really.

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