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Monday, 15 November 2010

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Thatcher's son Mark is a right bandit and likes dressing up in Mom's roadkill outfits - like this one

Mogadishu - (Stand & Deliver Mess): Are pesky Somali pirates really working for demented cash-strapped nutters - like Mrs Thatcher's son Mark?

The reported $500,000 ransom paid for the Chandlers' release remains shrouded in mystery.

However police have traced some of the marked banknotes to a Paddington kebab shop on Saturday night.

CCTV footage shows a heavily disguised Mark Thatcher, 69, buying a Doner Special - maybe for his demented Mom's supper!

"Nah, her dentures are way too dodgy ," a Gerald Row police station desk sergeant said today.

"Probably fed it his labradoodle pet Nigella, the bastard."

A covert police op is now in place after MI5 sources hinted heavily that the nearest 'other' bastards to the Marathon Kebab Bar are the Blairs.

Tony of course is a bit of a Shish Kebab fan.

But Cherie is known for relishing to get her chompers fixated on some different, exotic juicy meat.

"She's not shagging Mark Thjatcher, if that';s what you;re implying," a Conservative Association spokesperson said today, "so jolly well farc off."

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