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Monday, 15 November 2010

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Virgin Finishing Last

Richard Branson has decided to change sex after his Virgin motor racing team scored 0 in the Grand Prix season.

'I took this bet' he explained 'that if we came last in the tournament I would take dramatic action. Now the time has come.'

Richard will become Richie after the operation and is destined to work as an air stewardess on Virgin Airlines. 'I expect I will remain a virgin' he joked before being wheeled into the operating theatre.

Dr Primadula, a world famous surgeon, advised waiting reporters that the operation would take two hours, and Miss Branson would emerge as a complete woman.

Efforts to persuade her to appear on 'Strictly Come Dancing' after the Virgin Airlines stint are going to be made. A BBC spoke said today: 'Richie will be ideal for the Show. We expect her to get off to a flying start.'

For next season's Grand Prix Richie is still encouraging the Virgin team to beat the zero score and has offered to go on a Balloon ride around the world if the team don't get lift off.

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