Written by John Hurkett
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Topics: Airport, Rebranding

Sunday, 14 November 2010

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The Government Transport liaison advisory committee (GTLAC) announced today that the UK's major Airports are to be renamed.

A spokesman said: The tradition of naming Airports after Prime Ministers has lapsed in recent years and this will now be taken up again.

As a result Heathrow Airport will now be referred to "Nick Airport" and Gatwick Airport will be renamed "Dave Airport".

The Government spokesperson said: The word "Row" will be dropped from the name as it is misleading - as neither Airports are in a straight Line.

Luton Airport is to be renamed: "Horrible Airport" Whilst Bristol Airport will now be referred to as "Big Bristols Airport" due to its increase in size.

Exeter is to be called: "A bit out of the Way Airport" - cos no body can find it.

Manchester Airport will be called " United - United - United Airport" Whilst Liverpool will become " Walk on yer own Airport"

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