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Saturday, 13 November 2010

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Top Bankers meeting in the dungeons beneath the City have decided they must get a Labour Government back quickly.

Rioting students have put the fear of God into them as they see only further trouble ahead.

Sending students to prison as you try and close these expensive universities of crime is a recipe for disaster. These youngsters would organise riots inside the jails which can only cause further problems.

So what to do?

Get rid of the people's enemy. The Tories. These students will be running the country in a decade and although they will, by then, be a responsible crowd in the main, this deluge of anger is deeply disturbing.

So Bankers call: 'Tories Out! Out! Out!' A great victory for democracy and away with shameful lies. Wipe the LibDems from the map and get the people's friend back into Downing Street.

Bankers, we have nothing to lose but our money!

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