Professor Brian Cox has joined the campaign to stop the end of the World. He was asked to join by both Professor Steven Hawkins and Professor Snape who believe his superior scientific knowledge would add to their herculean efforts..
The campaign aims to change the course of history by banning the year 2013, which is said to be the year the world will end. If the year 2013 doesn't exist, then the end of the world can't exist either. This was the reckoning of Boris Johnson who started the campaign just after he started another campaign to bring Wiff Waff back to Britain.
He believes he will achieve both aims, and Brian Cox is said to agree. He says its the only way to save the world from certain doom and destruction.
He isn't the only one to join the campaign. Very recently Boris is said to have received a phone call in the middle of a riot to say that Miley Cyrus was totally behind him. He also gained the support of some of Wednesdays rioters when he visited their protest site to see if he could rent-a-protester to carry a "Ban the 2013 campaign placard" as well as a "Ban Nick Clegg" placard.
He didn't just find one person to join his campaign he found thousands and they are all going to help Boris by spreading the word.
The campaign is expected to go global soon. They'd like to gain the support of more overseas heads of states. They are especially hoping to gain the support of Barack Obama when he comes to watch the 2012 Olympics.
They're also thinking of changing the games to please America, by adding in a new Olympic sport at which Americans are said to excel at..that's right.. Tea Partying.
They might not be guaranteed to get a medal, though, because we are quite good at that activity here, ourselves. Boris is, however, thinking of cheating and just letting them win. He is said to know that this technique is slightly not cricket but he says anything is worth trying if it means the world will be saved.
By Katarina Frogpond.