A warning from a 45 year old Russian housewife that her cat was about to set off a bomb in Moscow was derided by police who considered the woman 'a little the worse for wear with alcohol'.
In fact the cat had eaten explosives primed to go off at a specific time. The new insurgent suicide cats are now viewed as a danger to national security throughout the world.
Bobo the Russian cat blew up a statue of Chairman Mao. The Cat Bombers hissued a statement : 'Human names that mock cats will be destroyed. We will annihilate'.
Detectives are seeing the hissue as a clue to motivation. The cats want to be Daleks!
All leave has been cancelled for police in Russia to seek out bombing cats before they strike again.
A Russian model Felinity Purritskoy is known to be in danger. Not only a first name aimed at all felines but a surname making fun of cat's pleasure.
'It's enough to make your hair stand on end' admitted ex-President Putin 'I have been put in a difficult position. I am clawing my way to a way out. Pussies are endangering Russian manhood.'