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Friday, 12 November 2010

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Students across the country are plotting their next destructive ramapage following a chance quip from radio legend Sir Terry Wogan on popular student "TV while stoned" game show Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

The outrage revolves around a discussion on the serious music panel show where Sir Terry, guest presenter for the week, where the various celebrities were understanding the very serious condition of Tinnitus.

The condition is a very severe one where suffers experience constant ringing in their ears, especially when someone is trying to telephone them on an old style BT phone. For those that get Tinnitus, it is a very grave problem.

Sir Terry however took great care to dismiss this, suggesting that the buzzing at the base of the skull associated with the condition is actually a side-effect of listening to the Chris Evans Breakfast Show, a core student study aid and reason not to attend 9am lectures. Sir Terry is assumed to make the refence as a point of disgust at having to retire from the popular BBC Radio 2 slot.

Students are outraged and one, who only wished to be identifies as John The Murderer, a student at the Lady Lawson University of Home Economics (London), said that his fellow students are planning revenge attacks:

"We are going to Wood Lane and we iz gonna bake a cake bomb taught to us by Osama in fine dining 101. We iz gonna go blow up the Wood Lane Studio during his interview on Overnight on BBC Radio Naff.

"We know our Student Union Brothers and Sisters are going to lay seige to radio stations and bring down their text lines, their email servers and their phone lines in a massiv 4chan attack yeah man."

A BBC Spokesman who did not want to be identified said "Bring it on muvafukers, our presenters can still broadcast great radio with you trashin' za listener lines.

"Only Alan Carr will be cancelled cuz he won't be able to do Carr-i-okie.

"Word."

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