Written by Herrdoktorfox
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Thursday, 11 November 2010

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Ian 'Clunkhead' Smiff gets caught out in the Parliamentary krapper

Today, Ian 'Clunckhead' Smiff, the man who makes even a retarded Orangutan look three quarters intelligent, announced a whole slew of upcoming Draconian benefit cuts.

Having rushed off to the toilet to change his incontinent pad due to the overall excitement of it all, Smiffy appears to have overlooked a number of vital loopholes in his barnstorming scheme.

Firtsly, due to the existing 'oooman rights' Act he, or his cronies have very little chance of 'forcing' the shameless brigade into doing anything, least of all unpaid work! Cut off their benefits he threatens-no shit-with law and order now non-existent in the UK crime will go into warp speed. Those deprived of money will merely take what they want, either by shoplifting or mugging with no fear of arrest, due in no small part to Police numbers having been drastically cut.

Those unemployed lucky enough to have a tribe of kids will continue to be pissing in beer as they are covered by the bloody child act, hence they continue to breed like Duracell rabbits!

Allied to this, with overflowing prisons and no room for this upcoming epidemic 'what yer gonna do'....a nice bit of community service already my life?...tea and biscuits anyone?

Basically, as most of these changes do not kick in until 2013 and with the Coalition Governments current track record barely worth one off the wrist, 'Clunkhead' and his mates may well end up being hoisted by their own petard and find themselves unemployed by that date! "See you down the Jobcentre chaps!"

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