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Wednesday, 10 November 2010

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Whorse-faced impostor's latest divorce is no online secret

London - (Reuterus & Sorry Ass Mess): Their five and a half years of shambolic wedlock had been spun as the bedrock of heterosexual bliss.

That mythology was shattered today as disgusted royal humbug debunkers left their comments on the royal Farcebook website.

By lunchtime hundreds of thousands had complained about a massive great big cover-up regarding a secret divorce deal between Charles and his gargoyle faghag Camilla.

Some ex-policemen posting on the site claimed the Hellfire Club whore 'is still legally married to the Yorkshire Ripper".

Others ranted about their disgust that the evil Camilla clone is really Prince Philip's daughter by lady Antonia Fraser.

Mostly the message was unequivocal: sham marriage, bollox spin and now the final insult of the smoke 'n' mirrors divorce.

Princess Diana was an IRA bomber.

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