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Topics: School, paedophile

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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Goodbye Mr Chips

All schools, nurseries, day care centres and crèches are to be closed, never to be reopened according to a government source.

Trials in America have shown that stopping children and young people from gathering have stymied efforts by paedophiles to get intended victims and the department of education are hoping to see similar results by closing all seats of learning, forthwith in the UK.

Education will be completely stopped for all people from birth up to the age of 18, whatever the potential students choose to do then will be up to the individual, as they will be an adult in the eyes of the law and no longer at risk from sexual predators.

The idea has been traced back to a local newspaper, The Bromley Shopper, who ran a story recently with the headline 'WILL NURSERY ATTRACT PAEDOS?'

A government insider is said to have been so impressed with the logicality of the reasoning, that he alerted his taskmasters to the very clear and present danger that we had been putting our children in for all these years, fortunately this solution will see an end to any such problems.

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