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Topics: Sex, Dogs

Friday, 5 November 2010

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Photo of Joel Simulating Sex with Dog

An Australian Rugby League player, Joel Monaghan, has upset the Canine fraternity by posting a photo of himself simulating a sex act with a Dog, named Poopoo, on the Internet.

'It was just a bit of Aussie humour' he contested, bringing a new meaning to the Rugby move of an Up and Under.

However the story is not just a sordid joke. The dog has filed a complaint with the Rugby League authorities 'Down Under' about the unsatisfactory 'sex act'. Canine Authorities explain that it was cruel to arouse the Dog without giving satisfaction.

A Dog Psychologist, Dr Pamela Pooche explained that frustration felt by Poopoo might well lead to neurotic behaviour. 'There is only one answer' explained Dr Pooche 'our Rugby friend must stick by his promise of carnal love and complete his sexual advances.'

Sports authorities throughout the world have posted serious warnings to all sportmen not to follow the Aussie example.
'Sex Acts with Dogs must only be completed after giving total satisfaction' they are suggesting.

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