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Friday, 5 November 2010

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David Cameron and Nick Clegg have been hailed by the right-leaning broadsheets as leading a truly revolutionary government.

This adulation comes hot on the heels of a series of major policy announcements, which have been made over the last few days.

These have included a jihad against all radical extremist clerics who have incited hatred and death against the UK and its allies, the banning of burqas in public places and the reintroduction of the death penalty for acts of terrorism.

Some of the more extreme calls from the pair has included a call for Iran to be wiped off the world map and for every Christian citizen to go out and kill extremist infidels.

The Daily Mail has latched on to some of the more absurd policies which include a law making it mandatory for every citizen to eat at least one bacon sandwich a day, mandatory topless or nude sunbathing in all public places and a decree that all unlicenced cab drivers should be stoned to death.

Mick Griffith, Leader of the British Nazi Party, said of the new measures: "Bloody hell! Even we think this is a bit extreme."

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