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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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Celebration as it is announced Skyler King is dead.

Skyler James Adam Edwards King from Truro died in a fatal accident November 3rd involving him and his girlfriend. Forensic experts have deduced the accident happened around 18 hundred hours and involved his head getting stuck in his Girlfriend Amy Cooper's vagina. His head was said to be stuck there for several minutes, unable to be pulled out. He later died of suffocation.

Ambulances on the scene were unable to remove the body from the vagina and had to surgically operate on the pair to separate them.

As news of Skyler's death were revealed cheers went up across the South West, with one local farmer proclaiming. "That twat dun mi ed in that wun"

Skyler was clearly not popular with Facebook groups such as "lets desecrate Sky King's dead body" gaining over 1 million fans on facebook in the first hour.

Irish President Ciaran Donnelly, has announced the Irish will pay their respects to the little shit bag, by going to the graveyard where he will be buried and all riverdancing at once over the grave.

We'll bring more to you as it is announced.

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