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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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Buses - an alternative to the Tube

Its carnage, CARNAGE, CARNGE across London this morning as millions of zombies decend onto London's streets.

Yes, its true, London Underground have yet again gone on strike and the average commuter has to brave it to the office overground where the sun will affect their eyes and their pale Tunnel Rat Skin turns a healthy shade of pink. It is rumoured that the London Underground strike this time is over job cuts, the majority of Londoners arguing that everything can run automatically. As the morning rush has proved however, this is not the case:

"I am not happy" said one member of Parliament who declined to be named; "being the honorable member for Boris Johnson's Underpants Constituency it is important that I use the tube to get to work. I just can not be seen walking from Waterloo Station."

"British Rail should refund my HaddockCard costs for today" said another office manager, my taxi was held up all the way to Oxford Circus because of imbiciles who could not figure out how to use a Boris Bike.

A number of Twatter users have ideas though. One includes ripping up all the tube rails and concreting them to make lots and lots of cycleways for the Boris Bikes. It has been pointed out however that the London Underground system also works within areas of big trains and that is dangerous.

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