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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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Nut sacks across America are raw after a wave of teabagging sucked up an elephant-sized nut sack of House of Representative races on election night.

"Teabaggers without nut sacks currently in their mouths are cheering a win of the House of Representatives where nary a pubic hair will be safe. House members are shaving their nut sacks even as we speak," said one political analyst during a debriefing, his nut sack raw from a feisty night of teabagging.

"Teabaggers everywhere are cocksure and looking forward to having countless bills under their belts for the next two years," concluded the analyst, "And teabaggers can look forward to this rash of teabagging totally stimulating the itchy ball sack cream sector of the economy."

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