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Sunday, 31 October 2010

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'I eat small animals and I'm proud of it'.

PM David Cameron admitted in his autobiography: 'Up My Own Arse', that he regularly feasts on small furry animals, including hamsters, gerbils and even a newborn kitten. This revelation comes just days after Chancellor George Osbourne was revealed by a News of the World journalist, as a sadistic killer of Yorkshire terriers and poodles in South-West London.

Mr Cameron has publicly apologised for this incident but refuses to resign his position as Prime Minister, saying he will kill himself if he was to be sacked.

Shadow leader Ed Miliband has demanded Cameron's immediate resignation saying that if every senior British politician began eating animals the country would fall into chaos.

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