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Sunday, 31 October 2010

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Rooney's Weekly tax Savings by being known as "Wayne, Inc."

Saying ' from now on just call me "Inc", $320K a week shagger Wayne Rooney announced his name change at a press conference at a local high end exotic car dealership where he was 'window shopping."

"Wayne Inc" has a certain ring to it,' said the smiling Spud Head, " I've always liked the sound of it....my friends call me 'incky', and my accountant says it fits me!"

According to a representative of HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC), Sir Percey Hardonne looking on, 'there's nothing the government can do as by incorporating himself, Rooney avoids 22% of taxes on his salary under a government loophole.'

Said Hardonne, "Image rights paid to a corporation are taxed at the lower rate of 28%, while straight income to earners is taxed at the usual 50% here in the UK....by incorporating himself, 'incky' has saved himself a fooking bundle....BASTARD!"

Hospitals in the UK already have noticed yet another phenomenon in the naming of new males. Last week "Mohammed" was the most popular name for newborns in the UK, starting today they have noticed that
"Mohammed, Inc." is all the rage!

Once can only wonder about the percentages in that!

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