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Saturday, 30 October 2010

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Ann Widdecombe before her Saturday night studio makeover

London - (Trick or Treat Mess): A rearrangement of the popular Beeb show name has stunned Halloween TV audiences.

A 'cold recanting mystic' anagram is sparking a conspiracy theorists' turf war among Strictly Come Dancing wingnutz this weekend.

Some reckon show compere Bruce Fore-Sight's (sic) TV career was previously frozen out because he once predicted the Corporation had choreographed its own inevitable bankruptcy.

A later rubbishing of that apocalyptic vision then saw him readmitted to the national broadcaster's inner sanctum.

Others question whether 'Brucie' is really the fictional character 'Soames' from the 1970s smash-hit Forsythe Saga potboiler.

A third angle says the octogenarian show host could be a Poodle Brothers Scottish missing link because his name rearranges as 'Bushy Crofter'.

In mitigation a Hellfire Club grandee on the BBC governing board said this weekend that it was some Strictly judges' own name anagrams that really bothered the most.

Craig Revel Horwood translates as 'Horrid Low Coverage', Claudia Winkleman is 'Wild, Maniacal Nuke', Len Goodman = 'Golden Moan' and Alesha Dixon is 'Index As Halo', etc.

Tonight's show will see Ann Widdecombe ('Bend, Cow Maiden!') dance the Last Tango In Paris in a sponsorship deal with Stalk Margerine.

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