Barbados - (Gobsmacked): The 'natural causes' coroner's report on Gareth Williams RIP was always expected, the head of MI6 said today.
His sudden reappearance on board a former Gazprom exec's ocean going gin palace 'must be a mirage or optical illusion' - because at this time of year oligarchs are still cruising the Med and not the Caribbean.
Reports that Williams' identical twin brother Dai was substituted in the August bagging up operation in a Alderney Street, Pimlico safe house have been dismissed as crap.
However pirated Pentagon eye-in-the-sky footage has been posted on the YouBoob! channel showing 'Williams' partying on a boat with Oleg Deripaska, Nat Rothschild, Peter Mandelson and George Osborne.
That 'gang of four' were notoriously spotted in 2008 slumming it on Price Jefri Archer's ocean-going yacht 'Titz' in a move that almost brought down the Government.
HMS Preposterous is back at Faslane, a debugging op to remove the Stuxnet virus struggling to cope with microdot encryptions.