Windsor - (Money Laundering News): She was found foaming at the mouth this morning as news of the bounced check shocked the nation.
Three days of palatial hospitality for notorious Qatari 'Fake Shaikh' and his Halloweenish consort Shaikha Mozzad have definitely bombed Windsor Castle sources admitted on the lunchtime news.
The spurious state visit 'to cement relations' ended horribly with the Palace's head of money laundering being found this morning in a motorway construction site concrete mixer.
He was 69.
Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon's job had been to discreetly bank Shaikh Rattle N Roll Al Thani's $5 billion austerity handout.
This was earmarked for next year's highly dubious royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton.
But a Royal Protection Racket police swoop on the London branch of the First Royal Gravy Train Bank of Qatar scuppered the sordid deal, with Luce-Cannon apparently paying the ultimate price.
Prince Philip has gone on a rampage in Windsor Forest armed with an ex-service blunderbuss and ten grams of coke.
His bastard spawn Shaikha Mozzad is one class act.