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Tuesday, 26 October 2010

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Baywatch star Pamela Anderson has addressed the Oxford Union on vegetarianism - or at least she has tried to.

She is reported to be upset that the young toffs at the top University failed to take her seriously and were more interested in her TV past.

A source close to the actress told us: "She put on a brave face but she was clearly annoyed when we got back to the hotel.

"She made her arguments in favour of vegetarianism but she kept having to field answers to questions like, 'Were you thinking about vegetables when you were running along the beach in Baywatch?' 'Do you get a better bounce with a vegetarian diet?'

"Or, 'Is David Hasselhoff a veggie? Did you discuss it with him?' 'Was there vegetarian catering on the Baywatch set?.'

"'Are those knockers real?'

"I heard her say she wouldn't be going back."

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