Written by KendoMonkey
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Topics: Polls, boring

Wednesday, 3 September 2003

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Pies. Also fairly boring.

Official polls have described the Hutton Enquiry as enormously dull and boring. Many UK television viewers have been turned off the news due to at least half of every news-programme being dedicated to an enquiry full of lying, cheating losers.

Some of the lying, cheating losers will be deeply affected by the results of the enquiry. However, much of the UK has indicated that they find the enquiry "useless and pointless". Mark Chapman, one such poll-voter told us:

"Quite frankly, I don't really care. Dr. Kelly died, and that's really sad. The MOD made a bad mistake. Or the government. I don't really care which. Probably both. The BBC, too. They're wrong, too. Anyway, it's boring as hell and I want to watch Baywatch or something, instead."

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