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Monday, 25 October 2010

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Russian pianist Oksana Grigorieva, the ex-future wife of Mel "The Crazy Aussie" Gibson

CHICAGO - Mel Gibson's ex-former girlfriend and ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva says that she is not going to wait around for Mel from hell to cough up money which is owed to her and their baby.

The Russian born pianist has consulted with the editor of PlayGuy Magazine Josette Emma Friscatti about appearing in a naked photo shoot.

Friscatti told Grigorieva that she was indeed interested but added that she would like to include a nude layout featuring both her and reality show celebrity and plastic enthusiast Heidi Montag appearing in a nude girl-on-girl expose.

Oksana smiled and stated that she would be thrilled, honored, and excited to appear in such a layout with a woman as erotically sexy, physically attractive, and sexually appealing as Ms. Montag.

When Montag was presented with the same offer, she let out a yell of excitement and said that she would be happy to appear with the crazy Australian Mel Gibson's former lover.

Friscatti has stated that she has assigned one of the world's greatest photographers of nude women Picasso Mandolin, to do the photo shoot.

Mandolin is credited with having taken the famous photos of Heidi Klum at the sight of the Berlin Wall while wearing a pair of Nike's.

He also photographed Brazilian beauty Gizele Bundchen in the Amazon Rain Forest of Brazil, where Bundchen wore nothing but a beautiful smile and an ankle bracelet made from Brazil nuts.

Picasso also received the coveted Golden Lens Award for his layout of Christy Turlington where she was photographed holding an adult beaver in front of her adult beaver.

SIDENOTE: At first Oksana Grigorieva was somewhat hesitant to do the girl-on-girl photo shoot for fear that people would think that she is a lesbianite. But after she talked at length with Heidi Montag, she realized that just because two girls happen to bump stimulated hooha's (bikini tacos) does not necessarily mean that they are gay or even a little gay.

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