Written by Sidney Bollocks

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Topics: Wayne Rooney

Sunday, 24 October 2010

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A not so happy birthday?

Somewhat surprisingly, Wayne Rooney has cancelled his much publicised 90 grand birthday bash at the last minute.

A close friend of Rooney said, "After the week's events, it turned out that the only people who still wanted to come were the Men In Black Crew and Jenni Thompson and her mates. As you can imagine, Coleen was none too happy about the latter".

Family members defended the decision, saying that Wazza had been through a 'week from hell' and was still coming to terms with the harsh reality of his new 250 grand a week deal with MUFC. They went on to say that Wazza just wanted to get away from it all with Coleen and have some quality time together.

It is understood that they have gone to Butlins at Skegness for a week, self-catering.

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