The huge increase in Rail Fares which will come in due to the Government's Spending Review has given a boost to the Biking fraternity.
'Get on your Bike' is the cry from the deepest depths of a cavern in the Derbyshire Hills. 'If you can't find a job locally, get on your bike and find work' advised a Cabinet Minister unfortunatly stuck in the entrance to his Office
It is also getting to work that is gong to lead to a Biking Bonanza. Plans to turn roads into huge bikeways are in preperation and will be brought in gradually so that people unable to pay train fares can still move around.
'It's so healthy' Vice Captain Nick Clegg told the disappearing rump of his Party 'and it is Green. Think of the gases you will not be sending into the atmosphere. Even after your farts are calculated into the equation there will be a net benefit to the world.'
Cars will also be slowly made redundant as oil is used up. So the Government initiative over Bikes will get even a further boost. Old people who have never tried biking are to be encouraged to go on courses arranged at local libraries when fellow pensioners will advise everyone it is easy to learn.