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Friday, 22 October 2010

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Troubled former footie star, Paul Gascoigne has been arrested on suspicion of possessing drugs. Northumbria Police confirmed a 43-year-old man had been arrested for possession of a class A drug.

A statement was released by a bloke down the pub regarding Gazzas arrest saying that Gascoine intended all along to get arrested for drugs and that he was doing it to show Wayne Rooney where life may lead him, if he is not careful.

'Well ah wuz like all yer knah op meesel an all wunt ai?' read the statement 'ah wuz a top footyman an all, an like if Rooney doesnt sort hisel oot, hill be ganin mah way ya knah. Wayay ee need tah lorn hisel ahv shoon 'im nah, yous ken let oos owt o clink'

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