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Thursday, 21 October 2010

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Poisonous Snake

Tally Ho! The dogs smell the blood of a tiring animal and prepare to tear it from limb to limb. To cheers the head is ripped from the body and now all they want is more.

The Hunt leader smiles as the Big Bloody Creature screams in pain. This animal, the prize of Britain throughout the world submits to the lash of fair Government.

Behold - the Nasty Party is Back for vengeance!

But as the cheers die down on a brilliant day of slaughter there are those who want more. When will they next exciting Bear Bating Cock Fight be? Where the Snake Venom to destroy flesh and blood again.

How long to wait to put the heel on a disabled scrounger homeless in the street? How long before another University can be eliminated?

The civilised ones try and hold back on further blood letting but they have become the same. They now have the taste of Power and although not absolutely corrupt are well on the way.

But the cry goes out VIVE LA FRANCE!!

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