London - (Red Alert): A top numerology buff said today that Wednesday's apocalyptic 20/10/2010 date bears all the hallmarks of a planned cybermen attack.
Royal Freak Hospital's Professor of Cyberology Dr Einstein Flintstone has warned the government that unless they scrap their $10 billion aircraft carrier bags proposals there will be deep shit all around.
A government defence spokesman replied that he knew the cybermen were constantly threatening all kinds of crap in a sustained attempt to make the government hide behind the sofa.
"So far, so good, hehe," Sitting-on-De-Fence Secretary Dr Liam Fox chortled into his creme-de-menthe/kahula slammer at the Stranglers Gallery Bar & Grill in the House of Commons this afternoon.
But Ministry of Defence officials are less blase and have vowed to fight the cyberbastards by blasting their circuit boards with a compilation of Dame Vera Lynn's greatest hits.
MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams warned something like this might happen before he was mysteriously vaporised by the CIA last August.