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Sunday, 17 October 2010

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Skoob News office - teatime - As if to prove that sometimes strange things happen, here at Skoob News today, we received a mysterious parcel with some steak and kidney in it. We don't know why.

An accompanying note informed us that the writer had read stories by renowned Spoofmeister, Colonel Juan, about nude photos proving that people aren't genuine redheads, and saying that he was angry, because he is a genuine redhead.

Further investigation revealed a number of computer print outs of uploaded photographs of a ginger man's genitalia (we instantly concluded that it was a man because the cock and bollocks were a dead giveaway) stating that the pictures enclosed were definitely not snaps of Cheryl Cole's or Anna Chapman's vagina.

Which we had kind of concluded anyway on account of the prevailent cock and balls.

We aren't sure exactly what the point of all this is, because a ginger haired man's cock and balls could in no way ever be mistaken for the genitalia of Cheryl Cole or Anna Chapman.

Had it claimed to come from Chris Evans or Manchester United midfield dynamo, Paul Scholes, it would perhaps have been in some way comprehensible. But it wasn't.

Henceforth we can only conclude the pictures of a ginger cock and balls are all bollocks.

So, if Michael Fernhead, of 54 Last Of The Summer Wine Close, Cleckhuddersfax, West Yorkshire would like the pictures of his ginger cock and balls returned, he should send us the postage and packing costs.

Otherwise we might publish them on a nasty unscrupulous website.

More as we get it.

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