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Thursday, 14 October 2010

Shock today as a mass eviction has effectively ended the Big Brother mine programme once and for all. President Sebastian Pinera joined Divina Macall as all 33 of the Big Brother "miners" basically won after a vote rigging scandal centered on the Catholic Church.

Senior Cardinals were unavailable for comment when it emerged yesterday that leaked documents showed that Catholic clergy were instrumental in orchestrating a global phone-in in order to skew the results of the show. All 33 miners received precisely 136,776 votes each, rendering the show a tie.

Macall (58), announced the result live via satellite link to the miners after previously asking them all not to swear. Further controversy was raised after one of the miners did actually swear but it was in Spanish and so Macall did not cut the feed from the microphone.

OK magazine have yet to sign a deal with any of the Miners for photo rights as there is still some uncertainty as to whether they are going to be going up in the next Shuttle mission for NASA.

As this story unfolds we will keep you informed.

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