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Topics: Gordon Brown, Israel

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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Brown out on a limb as others ask "why?"

Tel Aviv, Israel. Following his controversial appearances at the nineteenth Commonwealth Games in Delhi, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has continued his "eve of destruction" by arriving in the Israeli capital.

Brown arrived and stunned waiting journalists by reciting highly offensive anti semitic jokes. The former UK PM was heard to say "How many jews can you fit in a microwave oven? Not enough" and "When does a jew spend money? Never!" He was also heard imitating Golda Meir, Israel's only female Prime Minister from the 1970s.

Later Brown visited Jerusalem and the culturally significant Wailing Wall. Again he overstepped the mark by stating "So this is where they piss it up against the wall." It is believed that Orthodox Jews are monitoring Brown's every movement and every utterance.

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