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Topics: DUI, Paul Gascoigne

Monday, 11 October 2010

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Shocking news from Her Maj's Police Constabulary this morning reveals that former footballer Paul "Gazza" Crapgroin was pulled over by police while using the latest Sunnyspoons drive-through pub over the weekend.

As Mr Crapgroin pulled away from window number 3 (after picking up his order of a JD & Coke; and bottle of mineral water) he was given the statatory breath test by WPC Amber Phailed which he passed with 2 pints-worth of alcohol in his breath (the legal limit is 2 pints and a shooter) and stunned WPC Phailed as she announced that the breath test was within the prescribed legal limit.

Gazza was then seen to down the JD&Coke, give his passenger the bottle of water and drive away, however under the complex drink-driving regulations he could not be stopped again and re-tested.

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