Written by masterchev
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Monday, 11 October 2010

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The closest a child has come to seeing a Virgin plane in Wales

He's flown to America, Asia, Australia and probably the North Poles.

He's recently developed a rocket which will take him to the moon.

Now Richard Branson is going where no Virgin Plane has ever gone before.

A million people (Approximately one eighth of the population) are expected to line the runway at Cardiff International Airport as Beardy Branson announced he was going to land in Wales.

Never thought to be a tourist destination before, Branson was attracted by the Ryder Cup and an endorsement by Tiger Woods.

"I feel this country has a lot to offer. You could probably open a Club Med right in the middle of it. Who'd know?"

In other news, the expected death of a million people who wouldn't move off the runway when the plane landed will rock the population of Wales: as well as the overall intelligence score.

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