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Saturday, 9 October 2010

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Sick as a dog?

Windsor - (Nauseating News): So when does a 5am throwing up in the Castle moat constitute pregnancy rather than a classic binge-drinking overflow?

Palace courtiers are divided this weekend amid reports Kate Middleton chundered her guts out in a classic first trimester pregnancy response.

"We think Kate might be sickening - for something or someone!" Buckingham Palace's Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon said today.

"As for the idea that 'something is gestasting' inside that stick insect body, who knows?

"The last time this sordid rumor reared its ugly head we received a £5 million prenup Final Demand," Luce-Cannon added furiously.

"Can't (sic) the girl put a cork it it, what?"

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