Windsor - (Nauseating News): So when does a 5am throwing up in the Castle moat constitute pregnancy rather than a classic binge-drinking overflow?
Palace courtiers are divided this weekend amid reports Kate Middleton chundered her guts out in a classic first trimester pregnancy response.
"We think Kate might be sickening - for something or someone!" Buckingham Palace's Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon said today.
"As for the idea that 'something is gestasting' inside that stick insect body, who knows?
"The last time this sordid rumor reared its ugly head we received a £5 million prenup Final Demand," Luce-Cannon added furiously.
"Can't (sic) the girl put a cork it it, what?"