We can exclusively reveal that new research by members of the Interplanetary Mission of the Latter Day Aliens is said to prove, finally, that the Titanic sank after hitting a UFO which was floating in the north Atlantic whilst surveying Ley Lines.
Members of the IMLDA, also known as Morons, believe that the UFOs use the Ley Lines to navigate when they visit our planet. They say that documentary evidence brought back to earth by a Moron, who claims to have been abducted by Dominion beings from the Gamma Quadrant, shows that a saucer was, indeed, involved with a Sea Traffic Accident (STA) at exactly the time and position that Titanic went down. The saucer was only slightly damaged and took off at warp speed some time later.
Although it may sound daft, actual indentations and scratches found along the Titanic's side would correspond to it hitting a saucer shaped object. Euan Brighton, a leading Moron is absolutely convinced. He also believes the beings are returning and taking revenge on Morons who try to enlighten the world. Many Morons live in Utah, USA, and the suicide rate there is higher than anywhere else in the USA. A Moron spokesman said this was caused by aliens 'mind-melding' and forcing Morons to take their own life.
We will only know for sure if what they say is true when the Titanic is raised.