Accusations are flying in political circles that the Labour Party are behind the Red Sludge toxic deluge in Hungary.
'Their aim clearly' said a Party spokesperson 'is to turn the Blue Danube into the Red Danube. This disaster has Labout footprints all over it.'
Ed Miliband, new Labour leader, declared however that Labour 'would never sink so low. This pitiful accussation is typical of a Government with nothing more to say but Red Ed'.
Liberal Democrats are also chiding the Labour leadership. 'You are up to your necks in it - you will making the sky red soon and inflict red eye on vulnerable senior citizens.'
And so the slanging match goes on. Slinging mud with gay abandon - I mean virile abandon - our elected leaders argue and accuse.
A Red Danube waltz is being composed by Brahms and Liszt in anticipation of the impending disaster.