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Wednesday, 6 October 2010

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Gordo's reaching for the Sky... to broadcast his own channels.

He's worked in Number 11 and Number 10. Now he's moving all the way to Number 2 at 9.

Yes, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown walked out of his current position as the Stig and joined another one of the BBC's hit programmes: The Apprentice.

Contestant Brown proudly boasted "I have all the skills available to fuck up this competition. I can get Maths wrong. I've made rash decisions in the past, and I stand by them. I nearly got booted out by my own party. And that's why I want to become the next apprentice,"

He could have taken retirement. But he's fighting for a place to revive his career.

Let's hope Lord Sugar doesn't have an oil factory.

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