New York - (Poodle Brothers Mess): The ex-Prime Monster said today he had 'outspent, outmanoeuvred and out-strategised' all his opponents "so Yah Boo Sux!"
Speaking at the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones annual dinner Blair praised the 'narrative' that kept him and George W Bush out of jail while lots of Provisional Asian IRA members took the rap.
"Dan Brown is kinda right: the elite bastards of the Merovingian Line have you by the short 'n' curlies - so go eat my shorts, losers."
Bonesmen cheered as Blair praised a decades long smoke and mirrors campaign that had elevated members of the Bush family to international prominence following successful shredding of FBI files.
"I could never have done it without you!"